IS THIS LEGAL?!

REAL

KNOCKOFF...THESE LOOK REALLY GOOD! I WOULDN'T ROCK THIS BOOT BUT GOOD DETAIL...

REAL

UM, NOT SO MUCH... IF ANYONE HAS SEEN THE EUGENIE'S IN PERSON THEY KNOW THEY AREN'T MADE FROM SUEDE ('POSE TO BE SATIN!) AND THE SWAROVSKI'S ARE A BIT SMALLER AND DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE APPLIED BY DROWSY WORKER...

SO, AS I PERUSED THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY THIS EVENING I STUMBLED UPON A SITE OFFERING LOUBOUTIN'S FOR $175 AND LIKE A TRUE SKEPTIC I THOUGHT, PSSSSHHHT, TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. AND OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT! THEY'RE KNOCKOFFS, GOOD KNOCKOFFS BUT KNOCKOFFS NONETHELESS. NOW, IF THATS HOW U GET DOWN THEN HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN CHECKING OUT THE LINK CUZ THERE ARE SOME GOOD PICKINS BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND PAID TRIPLE (AND SOMETIMES QUADRUPLE!) FOR YOUR LOUB'S THEN GRAB A BOX OF KLEENEX, WIPE AWAY THOSE TEARS OF REMORSE, AND TRY AND CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT OWNING "THE REAL THING" REALLY MAKES YOU SUPERIOR... WELL THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK, RIGHT?

SCREW THAT! A SHOE IS A SHOE, A CUTE SHOE IS A CUTE SHOE AND A WELL-MADE, BEAUTIFUL SHOE IS AN INVESTMENT WORTH HOLDING ONTO UNTIL THE END. I'M NOT COMPLETELY AGAINST BUYING KNOCKOFFS, CHEAPIES OR ANYTHING ELSE SOME PEOPLE ASSUME IS BELOW THEM BUT I'M ALSO FOR PURCHASING A PIECE OF FASHION HISTORY THAT I CAN EVENTUALLY PASS ON TO MY FUTURE CHILDREN OR MY GODDAUGHTER. AND WHILE CHRISTIAN IS SOMEWHERE FILING SUIT WITH HIS OVER-PRICED LAWYERS, I SIMPLY CANNOT AND WILL NOT KNOCK THE HUSTLE...