THIS WEEKEND...

WOW, WHAT A DOOZY THESE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN! FIRST OFF WAS THE MICHAEL JACKSON AUDITION, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A BIT OF A CIRCUS. THERE WERE OVER 200 GIRLS THERE FOR AN "EXCLUSIVE, SPECIAL INVITE ONLY" CALL BUT NEVERTHELESS, IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE. I WAS INVITED TO THE CALLBACK AND GOT TO DANCE FOR THE KING OF POP HIMSELF! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS DANCE THING FOR A MINUTE AND I PRETTY MUCH KNOW WHAT MY NICHE IS AND I KNEW THAT I WASN'T THE "TYPE" THEY WERE GOING FOR BUT I THOUGHT, "WHAT HAVE U GOT TO LOSE?!" AND DECIDED TO GO ANYWAY. NEEDLESS TO SAY I DID NOT BOOK:( BUT CONGRATS TO THE 2 LADIES AND 10 GENTLEMAN WHO DID!! MAKE US PROUD:)


THEN, ON SAT NIGHT WAS MY AWESOME GIRLFRIEND CHONIQUE'S BDAY PARTY AT ULTRAZONE LASER TAG. I WAS RUNNING LATE TRYING TO FINALIZE MY TRAVEL PLANS AND FINISH UP MY LAUNDRY. EVEN THOUGH I HAD ONE MORE LOAD TO DRY I DECIDED I'D GO DOWN GET THE LOAD THAT WAS FINISHED DRYING, PUT THE NEW ONE IN AND JUST TAKE BOTH LOADS OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM WHEN I RETURNED FROM THE PARTY. AND AS SOON AS I FINISHED THAT THOUGHT SOMETHING TOLD ME, "DON'T LEAVE YOUR FINISHED LOAD IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM GIRL! SOMETHING CREEPY AND CRAWLY COULD GET INTO IT!". SO, I'M TAKING THE LOAD OUT WHEN I LOOK TO MY LEFT AND SEE... THE HUGEST BLACK SPIDER EVER!!! OMG AND HOLY SHIT! I WAS MORTIFIED AND TO THINK THAT (GASP) "THING" COULD'VE CRAWLED INTO MY LAUNDRY BAG AND MADE ITSELF COMFY IN MY TOWELS ONLY TO APPEAR WHEN I GOT OUT OF A STEAMY SHOWER AND WRAPPED MYSELF IN ONE! YIKES! BUT I DO LOVE WHEN GOD GIVES YOU THOSE LITTLE POKES OR HINTS TO GUIDE YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION... THANKS G!

NOW, BACK TO THE PARTY... WE HAD AN AWESOME TIME (EVEN THO I WAS SUUUUPER LATE). I WAS ON THE RED TEAM AKA "THE BOOKERS" WITH LISETTE, CHO, TONY, RAMEY, AND ROB. AND YES, LADIES AND GENTS WE WON, BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN ;) THEN WE WENT TO A PRIVATE ROOM AND ENJOYED CAKE, MUSIC, AND SPIKED KOOL-AID ;O HAPPY BIRFDAY CHO!


KAMI, CHO AND I
TODAY MY HOMEGIRL KAMI AND I HEADED TO ZUMA BEACH. WE GOT A LATE START AND BATTLED THE TRAFFIC BUT ALL WAS FORGIVEN WHEN WE SAW THE WATER AND FELT THOSE RAYS ON OUR SKIN. **WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL KAMI I AM DARKER THEN HER? WE DEBATED ALL DAY OVER WHOSE TAN WAS FIERCER... I'M NAOMI, BITCH DON'T FRONT! YOU CAN BE BEY ;) LOVE U!